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all day i’ve felt like tom hanks in the terminal except with no catherine zeta jones to keep me company. before i left for the airport, i made sure to have a hearty breakfast of eggs and pasta in the hopes that that would hold me over for the flight and i wouldn’t have to spend a ridiculous amount of money at airport food. however, my plan was drastically foiled when my 11am direct flight from NYC to SF was canceled and *lucky me!* the next available flight wasn’t until 6pm (and then with a stop at LAX, which we’ll get to later). so by 2pm i was starving and ended up giving in. but not just giving in in a regular way–no, giving in like a mark ass punk. what the fuck is a chinois chicken salad????

oh yeah, i forgot, chinese is much more elegant when it’s said in french. total sellout city, adriel. i don’t know what got into me. for the first time in my life i felt like i wanted wonton crud on my salad. sorry nico, i failed you.

money spent on crappy airport food at this point: $10

the salad did nothing for me.  NOTHING i say!  before hopping the flight i ended up getting some kind of santa fe chicken sandwich thing (i tried to look up “santa fe” in french and it’s santa fe).  the sandwich got soggy during the 4 minute walk from the food court to the terminal, which ended up making the sandwich taste santa feckingdisgusting.

money spent on crappy airport food at this point: $20

well, after a grueling 6-hour flight sitting in front of a crying baby and watching narnia (it was prince caspian and i was so lost because i never saw the first one and am still used to the OG british version).  when i arrived at LAX i found out that my flight to SFO was delayed for an hour and a half.  yippee!

it’s okay though, i went to ruby’s diner (not that ruby) and i think everything’s going to be okay.

oh yeah, i bought a breadbowl of clam chowder and it was the tastiest meal i’ve had all day (that doesn’t mean it was tasty though)

money spent on crappy airport food at this point: $30!!!  that’s the cost of a month of cable!

speaking of (sort of), lookie where the geniuses put the electrical outlets:

backed to a corner once again.  they’re about to board.  i might get home by 3am.