One of my favorite blogs of this day and age is the Wondaland Arts Society site, home of one of my favorite musicians of this day and age, Janelle Monae (hereafter and forever referred to as Jane).

So I have nothing to do with this post and I'm basically being a big cheese right now, but the following blog/announcement is absolutely great:

According to the National Wonda Service, another tornado is scheduled to hit downtown Atlanta with energy and fury far greater than that of last weeks devastating storms. It is projected that the voracity of the storm will undoubtedly terms leave Atlanta mesmerized. The National Wonda Service suggests that you take shelter in a sturdy structure such as Smith's Olde Bar approximately 2-3 inches from the stage. That should be just enough to keep you out of harms way and still allow you to enjoy nature's beauty.