Today I went to visit a high school teacher who told me that some researchers conducted a study saying that Chinese food is among the unhealthiest types of food you can eat.

Oh really? Is that why we have an overpopulation problem?? Haters...last time I checked, there weren't any Americans who lived long enough to look like this:



So while waiting for Chinaka to call me about seeing Ninja Turtles, I conducted my own study. I've believed for awhile now that America has been slowly building China up to be the next big enemy...they're just waiting for this whole Iraq thing to blow over and then Ka-ka-ka-kat! In front of your crib sounding like Chinese New Year.

Sure, call me a conspiracy theorist. But you'll have to scroll past these articles first:

Is China Too Rich?

China: Too Many Men

Is China Too Fast a Learner?

China Too Much Like the U.S.

China: Too Little, Too Late

China: Too Much, Too Soon

mofos.