so on an extremely sad tip, i found out that my oh so favorite "four flavor gluton mix" is a whopping 92% DV fat!

how is that even possible?? i personally think it's a typo, especially because it's baffling how something can be so fatty and still have no cholesterol what so ever. anyway, i don't think you could get 92% of your daily value of fat even if you bit into a hippo's inner thigh.

(and we're also going to ignore how disgusting the word "gluton" is because regardless of its name, the shit's delicious. also, you shouldn't hate on things because of their names. ginuwine's real name is elgin lumpkin, but you still love him.)

speaking of fat, check out this recording of ruby that we did at phatrick's crib!

(the "fat" reference was for phatrick, not ruby. i didn't call ruby fat. in fact, she's quite fit. you should see the size of her pilates ball.)